Joke of the day.

Teacher:
“Can anyone give me a sentence with the word pistol in it?”

Sophie:
“My daddy is a soldier,
he wears a suit of blue,
he has a sword, a bayonet,
and he has a pistol too.”

Teacher:
“Very good, Sophie.”

Johnny:
“Miss, my father isn’t a soldier,
he doesn’t have a suit of blue,
he draws his dole at half past nine,
and he has a pistol too!”

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