A wife was furious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every evening, her husband disappeared to the same bar. Same stool. Same beer. Same excuses. She finally snapped and told him she was sick of being left at home while he \u201crelaxed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So one night, instead of arguing, he said,
\u201cFine. Come with me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the bar, the bartender smiled.
\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband ordered his usual beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife looked around, shrugged, and said,
\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know\u2026 I\u2019ll have the same as you, I suppose.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender placed two beers on the counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband took a long sip and smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife took one sip\u2026
Paused.
Made a face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then she spat it out, slammed the glass down, and yelled,
\u201cTHAT\u2019S DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU DRINK THIS STUFF?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband calmly wiped his mouth, leaned back on the stool, and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd now you understand why I don\u2019t come home sober.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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